Unnaturally Optimistic
I’ll shop online, thank you.
Well there’s your problem
And this is in Toronto
MY THIS IS A COINCIDENCE
Those Black Friday shoppers can be real sharks.
(Source: brink182, via mars-is-a-rush)
dad: what's that castle thing
me:
dad: why are there so many red haired kids
me:
dad: who is that man with the white beard
me:
dad: why are they saying so many nonsense words
me:
dad: why does he look like a snake
me:
me:
me:
me: (explodes)





